What is it with these SpandexPorn stars and their penchant for getting bound like shiny birthday presents when they’re supposed to be letting their humongous hooters spill out for all the world to see? Not that we’ve real cause for complaint, really. Take Maria in spandex, for instance. She is just oozing sex. And those hooters…they’re enough to make the most hardened catsuit fetishits go hard in other places.